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Psychiatrist vs Bartender
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As a child, I always had a fear of someone under the bed at night.
 
So I went to a shrink and told him: I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”
 
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink….
“Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
 
“How much do you charge?”
 
“One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
 
“I'll sleep on it,” I said.
 
Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
“Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.
 
“Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. 
A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.”
 
“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
 
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now.”
 
It’s always better to get a second opinion
 
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