See why no Thanksgiving Turkey can ever be a "FreeBird."

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 No turkey I raised, especially for Thanksgiving dinner, is ever gonna be a 
................."Freebird." - Lynyrd Skynyrd

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(My turkey, Tom, reluctantly showing up after running away scared.)

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...................The Very Short Story of My Turkey, TOM.  - by Elijah Gale

I personally raised a giant butterball turkey named "TOM"  for a large get together of all my friends and relatives this year.
Then, Tom heard some very scary things from his family and he ran away.

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But, at the last minute, Tom showed up because he accepted the fact that he was not born a
free bird. 
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 I always told Tom he would get all the free turkey feed he wanted until the last day of his life. 

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And, the rest is Thanksgiving history, with some great leftovers.   

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The end.

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Turkey sings "I will survive." ...the thanksgiving version.

... for Mike.

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.."I Will Survive." - Gloria Gaynor

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*Good luck to all you turkeys out there. ... It must be a literal holocaust in the ovens for those of you who get caught. 

... But history tells us, there will be survivors.