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How marrying for beauty made my friend a man of constant sorrow.
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How to become a "Man of Constant Sorrow." - Dan Tyminski
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This is a cautionary (but maybe funny) short story:
"Never marry a person just for their beauty."
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My poor friend Bob got rich quick in high tech. ...Then, he had to have a "trophy wife" to show off to his friends.
He picked up a beautiful blonde woman, named Daisy Maze, who was hitch-hiking.
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They were married 3 days later in Vegas.
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After they were married, Bob found out Daisy was totally obsessed with flowers.
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 Then her family, who he never met before the marriage, showed up for a visit, ... and have never left.
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And finally, she demands that Bob let her pick out all his clothes.
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Daisy told me that Bob wakes up sweaty every night, screaming, "Rose-Bud."
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Bob is currently under the psychiatric care of Daisy's family therapist and guru, Mahatma Buzzy.
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Bob asked me to give all forum members some warnings: 
                                                                                                             (1.) Before you marry, make sure you meet your fiance's family first.
                                                                                                             (2.) If you ever get rich, never marry without an "iron-clad" pre-nuptial agreement.
                                                                                                             (3.) Never let your spouse pick out all your clothes - or your therapist.
                                                                                                             (4.) Never ever judge a book or a "Gold Digger" by its beautiful cover. Tongue  
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And now, after much reflection,
Bob says this should be your goal in marriage:
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"Citizen Cain" (Orson Wells) loved my reference to "Rosebud" and Bob's last suggestion."
(My wife bet me very few of you have ever seen the movie, "Citizen Cain.")
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Show this to your friends or children before they marry! Eek
Elijah G. Heart
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*Now, do you want to know why you should also avoid crazy people? Wacko CLICK HERE 
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Maybe some women also marry for looks ... or wish they hadTongue 
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(*I once had a friend whose looks caused every woman to stand up and turned towards him whenever he first entered a room.
Then, I understood that such a thing as "animal magnetism" actually existed.  ... Never seen it since to this degree.
He was a great computer programmer, and a nice person but otherwise was as dumb as dirt.
Strangely, I was relieved he was not as intelligent as he was handsome. 
I felt he would have been a danger to all mankind. Big Grin )
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