Posts: 544
Threads: 10
Thanks Received:
808 in 458 posts
Thanks Given: 472
Joined: Aug 2018
Reputation:
14
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: ‘My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.’
‘Well put, ‘ the judge replied. ‘Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to one year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.’
The defendant smiled. With his lawyer’s assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out
Posts: 1,098
Threads: 107
Thanks Received:
1,676 in 811 posts
Thanks Given: 11,742
Joined: Apr 2016
Reputation:
14
A Blonde girl returned from the bank upset. She said to her mom that the blonde cashier told her why all the blonde girls are stupid.
The blonde mother in her kitchen said let me tell you why, then she knocked 3 times on the table.
The girl confused said oh! there's someone knocking at the door.
The mother said Oh! you're right, Keep a close eye on this pot so that the soup doesn't boil over. I'll go and see who is knocking!
Posts: 10
Threads: 0
Thanks Received:
10 in 8 posts
Thanks Given: 17
Joined: Dec 2020
Reputation:
0
I told a joke to a HR and asked how was it?
She said "We'll let you know"
Posts: 2,759
Threads: 601
Thanks Received:
10,465 in 2,094 posts
Thanks Given: 7,765
Joined: Jun 2017
Reputation:
541
Alright first winner is ha14.
Will try to name a new winner each day up until I am out of random keys. Anyone can post more to improve chances.
Posts: 277
Threads: 23
Thanks Received:
372 in 228 posts
Thanks Given: 209
Joined: Mar 2020
Reputation:
1
"if you were my husband, I should flavour your coffee with poison.”
Posts: 544
Threads: 10
Thanks Received:
808 in 458 posts
Thanks Given: 472
Joined: Aug 2018
Reputation:
14
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.